The roast is finally here! Hopefully, you'll find it worth the wait.

This is really a treat for fans of the show who've listened enough to appreciate Shelly and what she means to the show. If you're new to the show, you may wanna start with another episode and save this one for when you appreciate the glory that is Shelly.

Extra special thanks to all of you who contributed to give Shelly her due, and an extra big "Up yours, baby" to all of the "friends" of the show that snubbed her.



Outline:
• Three Times a Lady
• The Goo of AirFerg
• Dave gets it started
• She makes quite the impression
• A word from Shelly's sponsor
• Message from BradP
• Shelly loves boobies
• Message from Steve Dupont & Richard
• How Shelly tortures Ferg
• Message from Neighbor Steve
• 80s Phrase of the Week
• Message from Nigel
• Music: I'm a Bass Player, Too
• Message from Texas Tom
• Message from Dick Cheney
• The Cheney thing is REAL
• Voice of New Hampshire
• Sue Johanson: Enemy of the State
• Message from Cletus
• Rokken with Dokken
• Message from Wyoming
• Thank you, GOODNIGHT!


Links:
• Whole Lot of Nonsense
• Steve Dupont
• 2 Guys 1 Brain
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That's right folks. I can't do it all by myself. Show your love for Shelly by contributing something to our roast. If you've already contributed - THANK YOU...everything we've gotten has been fantastic, and will be used, but we need more. Shelly's getting a complex. Don't you care.

To help you, we've setup a new AUDIO COMMENT SYSTEM that allows you to record a "roast" right from your computer and give it to us.

CLICK HERE TO LEAVE US A MESSAGE

All you need is a microphone, but if you don't have that, call us at 206-202-FERG (3374) and leave it that way.

If you can't even do that, just send me an email at ferg@airferg.com, and I'll perform a dramatic reading of it on the air.

Remember, it's a roast. It's not supposed to be nice, it's supposed to be funny, BUT if you love Shelly enough to leave a message, but don't love Shelly enough to be funny and mean, then just say something nice, and we'll use that too (slacker).

BTW, in case you haven't figured it out, no show this week. I'll get something on the bonus feed, though, tomorrow morning. If we get enough stuff, we'll do the show this weekend, if not, we'll wait. Don't be an asshole. Send something in.