These are music-related bits recorded explicitly for AirFerg

• Even If (You're a Communist)
• Songwriting Tips / Backhoe
• Uranus
• In a Habit
• Behind the Door
• Bacon Man Theme
• My Balls (Metrically Speaking)
• VH1 Storytellers: Brett Michaels
• Teabag Intermezzo (I'm So Sorry)
• After Dinner Mint
• Miss Truitt
• Thumbs Up, Thumbs Down
• Why Don't Hookers Take Food Stamps
• If I was David Hasslehoff
• Treasure Hunt
• Buck Naked
• Burning Bush
• Dreams
• Deza
• Q-Tips
• Dog
• Shelly Sings
• Thomas Dobies Superstar
• Mountain Lions on the Loose
• I'm a Bass Player, Too
• Duct Tape
• Hornswoggled
• Mumbuggerer
• Peyton Manning's Overvalued

Children's Songs (not actually intended for children):
• Martini Time
• Pee Like a Girl
• Pirate Song
• Shut Your Face
• Selling My Soul for You

Holiday Music:
• Stuffing the Turkey
• Christmas Douche
• Resolutions
• Song for Lent
• Song for Easter
• Song for St. Patrick's Day
• Song for Tax Day

Death Carols:
• When I Die
• Faked It
• Light as a Feather
• Heaven is a Place
• Denied

The Original Premium Crackers (OPC) are a band consisting of Ferg, and a guy who calls himself Mr. Do. We're hard at work all the time recording, and I occasionally throw OPC music into the cast. I may eventually put the entire OPC library here, but for now, I'm trying to stick to songs that have appeared on the show.

• Bring Me Down
• Penelope
• Karen
• Ballad of an Amputee
• Lifeless Boy
• This Isn't Going So Well
• Remote
• Plaid